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Fart From Hell: ‘Pastor’ Defence Stinks the Church

Farting is a normal part of digestion that reflects the activity of the bacteria in your gut.  While breaking wind every day is normal, fart...

Farting is a normal part of digestion that reflects the activity of the bacteria in your gut. 

While breaking wind every day is normal, farting all the time is not. Moreover, farting on someone is not only disgusting but it's discouraged.

By @Comic24Derick

However, Pastor Christ Penelope has taken his ‘spiritual prowess’ too far, claiming his ‘fart is a demonstration of God’s power.’ Before, the South African clergy who fronts the Seven Fold Holy Spirit Ministries once used condom oil to perform ‘anointing’ rituals has now moved a gear up.

Pastor Christ now claims when he releases wind towards a congregate, the act will unleash an instant miracle, claiming he was following a biblical principle when he spoke to Drum magazine recently.

“It started with Master Jesus when he stepped on Peter. It is the demonstration of God’s power. Just like God made Adam go into a deep sleep – it is a similar thing. God did anything with the body of Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep. He was not feeling anything.”

The pastor added, “When someone is in deep sleep you can do anything with the body, you can even drive a car over it or stand on them. It is God. The bible doesn’t say anything about Adam saying, ‘God, you are hurting me.’

The recent stinking acts were associated with showcasing God’s power, saying. “When they wake up from the deep sleep, they will tell you that they didn’t feel anything. It is how the power of God and those who needed healing are healed afterward and others get to manifest at that moment,” Pastor Christ told the Drum.

Flatulence might have health effects, according to Australian medical expert Dr Norman Swan. “A policy of the entire Australian population should be that you don’t fart near other people and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”
Pastor Farts on Congegate 
The pastor has rekindled the storm that was initiated by other clergymen who demonstrated questionably. In 2018, Pastor Sipho Mphakathi ordered his members to swallow rat pills and flush them with a toilet detergent, claiming he was performing a miracle. Earlier in 2016, he made congregates drink bleach to cleanse them.

End Times Disciples Ministry founder appeared before a rights commission to explain his unchristian practice. In defence, Penuel Mnguni insisted he was not hiding after efforts to locate him were futile.

“I came to the Commission. I was not running from it. They were not looking for me. So I never received any summons from them and what is happening now…I’m going to start again the ministry as I’m talking now,” he defended his heinous acts.

The Johannesburg clergyman was facing charges of feeding followers with live snakes and rats.

Pastor Lesego Daniel took the obscenity a notch higher when he told his congregation to eat grass and drink petrol, what he termed ‘pineapple juice’. Rabboni Centre Ministry founder allegedly poured some of the liquid into a bucket before dropping a match into it and setting it alight to prove that it was petrol.

Probably one lewd claim that takes the souvenir is one by a South African commonly referred to as Prophet Mboro. His dubious claims that he had 'raptured into heaven like Jesus' tickled the Christian community. He later “‘prophesied to have taken selfies in heaven – and met Jesus’s wife who is Xhosa’ – a tribe from his country,” among other blasphemous obscenities.
Pastor Crist Penelope 
And yet another ‘cultic sect’ has aroused confusion in South Africa. Pastor Bonakele Mancoba of Angel Ministries and his siblings were barred from school by their father, the founder of the church.

When they inherited the ministry, they carried with their beliefs – and all children from their church do not attend school. “We know how to save the people from the devil but we can’t do it yet. I am God. We know these things,” he said.

In Nigeria, a pastor faced murder charges after he set a member on fire as a ‘confirmation to God’s commandment.’ Members of a Celestial Church of Christ on Unity Street in Abule-Egba, Lagos, were left in shock after Madam Abosede was burnt to death when the clergyman “heard the voice of God clearly to burn the member alive.”

Boiling water is a hazard to human flesh – but not according to Pastor Thamsanqa Sambulo aged 23 - the founder of Thy Word Kingdom Harvest Ministries in Pietermaritzburg. According to social media extracts, Sambulo requested a member to “go boil water in a kettle at the kitchen”.

The pastor allegedly hugged the kettle “on his chest”. Later on, he asked, 'Who has faith here?' Consequently, members replicated their pastor’s act and were not hurt. “The ‘Son of God’ first poured on Himself, then poured unto this lady. The rest of the congregation followed, as they also wanted to test their faith.”

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